Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

I got an award this week from Jax@You are Loved. This one is a bit different cos you have to tell 4 lies about yourself and one truth! And you guys have the job of sussing out which one is the truth. Tee hee hee

This is fun, I like these kind of awards!

Ok, here goes then.

1)  I met the Queen and had a long conversation with her, when she visited Elgin, when I was about 14.

2)  I crashed the car once cos a wasp flew in the window and buzzed around my face.  I drove into the back of a bus.

3)  Once after finishing my late shift at the hotel, I was 'flashed' at by some weirdo guy.  I was totally traumatized and my friend nearly wet herself laughing!

4)  Driving to school one day to pick up Holly, I spotted all these people standing out in their gardens watching because an ambulance was on the grass at the opposite side of the road, just along from the school. The paramedics were seeing to a child who was on the ground.  I pulled in as I thought I recognized the wheelchair next to the paramedics.  I panicked cos I thought it was Jack but it wasn't.

5) In one of the hotels I worked in you had to wear a kilt as part of your uniform.  One sunny day, after work I was at the bank in the main street of Aberdeen taking money from the ATM.  A gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my ears and I flashed my bare butt to a tour bus full of pensioners who had just drawn up!!!!

.......................so which one is true then?  I will let you know later how right or wrong you were and then I will pass it on.

I look forward to hearing your views.  Have a great day folks :)

Woo Hoo I Got An Award!

Thanks everyone for all your lovely comments on this humble little blog.  Please keep them coming cos they are making my day and I have to confess that I am a little addicted to them too.  Is there a support group for "addiction to blog comments?".  No? Ah well, me thinks I will have to start one.  Combine that with my addiction to the "red grape juice" and it would be a hilarious beginning.

I love reading other peoples blogs, it's like people stalking watching from a far.I guess since my social life is severely restricted these days, this is my way to get out there and chat.

And guess what, one particular blog that I follow  unsoundreasoning.blogspot.com has given me an award!

I am over the f**king moon! If you haven't checked him out then please follow the link above.  He is the Dad of jumblemash.blogspot.com whom I also follow and love stalking reading their blogs ;)


Now there is apparently rules to this. Aww shit, you had to give it to me, rule breaker Mckenzie?  Yes the rule is that I have to pass it on to 3, only 3 other bloggers who add to my life.

So, in no particular order, (that sounded impressive huh, like the XFactor results) my awards go to Julie at mycrazylife-julie.blogspot.com.  Julie is a very funny lady from Glasgow, Scotland who has just started blogging and has been a great support to me......Linda  at lindaskye.blogspot.com who is also a new blogger and who is having a tough time at the moment and I am hoping she will smile when she gets this.......Spence Kennedy at the beautifully written sirenvoices.blogspot.com and of course, being the rebel that I am..........lastly to the domesticatedbohemian.blogspot.com who I am a huge fan of.

Please check them out and stalk follow them just like I do.  Also I'd like to thank my agent, who doesn't yet know I exist, my family for without whom I could not provide you with so much entertainment and for you all for dropping in and actually reading my inane drivel.................I am not worthy!

Now I think I need to lie down as I have taxed my brain way too much!